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I am a member of one of the largest scientific collaborations in history.  Within this collaboration, we communicate primarily via mass email and scheduled meetings or workshops.  Sometimes hilarity ensues, which I document here.  Any names are redacted, quotes may be slightly altered to preserve anonymity, and no sensitive information will be leaked.  Also, I will not quote from: private emails, private conversations/meetings.  The idea is to capture the humor behind scientific collaboration/communication on a large scale, not to embarrass anyone!